On the Proper Use of a Turtleneck
People love Fall for the pumpkin spice lattes,
for the apple picking adventures where
each fruit you pull off the tree is full of juicy
innocence and a crisp hint of
a cool breeze that demands you wear your
softest denim and cutest knit hat. People love
Fall because it's a Hallmark holiday,
but you don't have to buy anyone a card.
You just have to moan about all the out-of-state leaf peepers
and add cinnamon to anything you cook in the oven.
People love Fall for the sweaters and boots, because hipster
is taking a swim in the mainstream and big glasses go great
with those wellies. Read more